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My Top 10 Least Favorite Characters in Smash Bros.

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Okay so now here we have are my top 10 least favorite characters in the Smash Bros. game.:disbelief::-x  I can't stand them at all (in game) and I usually called them my "punching bags" because I needed something or someone to beat up and I put them in order from most hated to least hated.  So let's get started:

#1 DUCKHUNT/DUCK HUNT DOG: Okay, for the record, what the blue fuck?:wtf:  Of all the characters that could of easily made the cut, Sakurai and his Smash Bros. crew decided to put this character as part of the roster?  Are you serious?  When I first saw the leak picture doing my daily dose of watching GameXplain on YouTube, they said at first it look like it was fake and I thought it was too but when the leaked video and pic got taken down by Nintendo and Nintendo fired the guy that leaked it, I knew from that point on it was real.  And all of a sudden, this damn K-9 seems to be everybody's pick in Smash Bros.  Now I'm not going to bash people for whom they like and tell them what to like and what not to like, but honestly, I can't stand the fact that this damn dog made the cut over potential characters like King K. Rool or Dixie Kong or Waluigi for example.  And why not call the character "Duck Hunt Dog" here in the states instead of just DUCKHUNT, huh?:disbelief:  This, in my honest opinion, is a wasted character and I hope to GOD he is just a one hit wonder in this game.:pray:

#2 VILLAGER/MURABITO: When the first trailer came out and it showed the Animal Crossing part and that someone got invited to join the roster of Smash Bros, I wasn't too sure who it was but I had an idea and I was right... the boy from Animal Crossing (now referred as Villager/Murabito) made the cut.  Again, some fans were happy about it but I mean really... him... and her... and them?  They look like Miis when I first saw them but turns out they weren't.  And what's funny about this is that originally Villager was going to be on Brawl but Sakurai had turned that idea down and said no because he wasn't built to be a fighter and honestly in my opinion that was a smart move by him.  But then he turns around and he adds him and her and them to the roster and I'm saying to myself "Sakurai, you fucking idiot"!:-x:disbelief::wtf::censored:  And what's funny is that he gave him a complete moveset and you mean to tell me that Sakurai can't even come up with a moveset for Waluigi and you kept him as an assist trophy?  That's why I play as Waluigi on Brawl as a hack because the person that made him gave him a moveset that was freaking awesome that Waluigi would do in the game.  So I say this to Villager... FUCK YOU!:finger:

#3 SONIC/SONIC THE HEDGEHOG: Never liked him since his announcement on Brawl and will never like him.:no::disbelief::-x  I can't stand that fucking blue hedgehog and I will never like him with the exception that he becomes a rule 63 character (yeah I have a taste for rule 63 characters of certain male characters and strangely enough, Sonic is one of them^^;).  The only reason why I tolerate with him is because I watch "Smash King" on YouTube done by :icontigura:Tigura but as far as him personally, no.:no:  I like all the other characters in his series such as Tails, Amy Rose, Blaze the Cat, Shadow the Hedgehog (should of been playable), Rouge the Bat, Knuckles... just to name a few but Sonic... No... just no!:no:

#4 WARIO: My what a difference a game would make!  Okay, when Wario was first announced as a playable character for Smash Bros. Brawl in the first trailer, honestly I was happy that he made the cut because at a time, Wario was one of my favorites and he was pretty cool and he didn't get a lot of attention.  Now, I just fucking hate him.  He is an annoying piece of monkey crap that stinks (literally) and he is just too much in love with himself.  If Wario wasn't such an asshole both in the game and in rps with my little sister, I would like this guy but I just can't stand him.  All he cares about is getting rich and the hell with everything else and he fucking stinks!:shit:

#5 OLIMAR/PIKMIN & OLIMAR: Not much to say here about him.  I am glad they added a second alternative in the form of Alph, but they didn't add the female one also.  All she is is a trophy.  I don't like the game and I never played it, but some of the musics in the game(s) are pretty soothing like "Forest of Hope" (Brawl version).:music::cd:  He's okay here and there, but honestly I don't like playing as him too much!

#6 MR. GAME & WATCH: This flat character is easily one of my least favorites since Melee.  Mr. Game & Watch isn't a total waste of a character, but he's another one of those I don't give two shits about.  Tolerable? Yes! But still don't give a fuck about him.:no:

#7 DR. MARIO: *sighs heavily* Okay Nintendo... I get it... you guys love Mario alot... he's the icon, he's the legend, he's "Mr. Nintendo", he's the mascot of your product, almost everybody knows who he is and is easily one of the favorites, I and we get that!  What I don't get and I may speak for a few is that do we have to deal with Mario clones on every game you guys have recently made?  It's bad enough that you guys bring Metal Mario and Tanooki Mario on Mario Kart 8.  It's bad enough you bring Gold Mario to Mario Golf.  So why the fuck did you decide to bring back Dr. Mario?  Instead of wasting a character roster spot, add him as a swap for Mario instead of having Mario wearing Waluigi's clothes as one of the eight color swaps but I get it why you did that with Mario because in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, when you put on the Wario Emblem and the Luigi Emblem, Mario's clothes becomes Waluigi's clothes and it's understandable, but God damn!:disbelief:  Granted, Dr. Mario's movesets is a tab bit different, be he functions like MARIO! *sighs* Whatever! All in all, this was a waste of a character spot but I do admit, when customizing him, he's pretty bad ass but still... I don't know!:shrug:

#8 KIRBY: Meh.:|  Just like his rule 63 versions of himself.  He's was annoying in the first Smash Bros. on Nintendo 64 and he continues to be annoying to this day.  He's also one of those characters I can tolerate for a certain amount of time, but whatever I just don't like him that much.:no:

#9 R.O.B./ROBOT: Didn't like the fact he was playable either in Brawl.  He's a waste of a character also but again can tolerate with him here and there but I don't like playing as him either, so yeah!:no:

#10 ROSALINA AND LUMA/ROSETTA & CHIKO: I already explained why I don't like the fact that she is a playable character in this game faster than Daisy.  She basically ruined what little attention "Year of Luigi" was when Nintendo did a Smash Bros. Trailer on her and a trailer for her appearance in Super Mario 3D World.  When they announced her as a playable character in Smash, boy oh boy, did the fanboys get a hard on and did the fangirls get wet (with perspiration).  Rosalina was fine as a non-playable character in Galaxy.  They made her playable in Mario Kart Wii which was alright (except that annoying Luma you have to deal with whenever you do a trick) but after that, Nintendo and her fans have spammed the holy high hell out of her and it got me to not like her alot.  Granted, she is pretty tolerable in Smash Bros. and she is pretty good in the game, but she lost alot of credibility when she stole the spotlight from Princess Daisy and she was playable in games where it should of been Daisy and not her.  The other reason why I can slightly stand her is yes we do need more female fighters in the game, but damn she got on the roster faster than girls like Dixie Kong or Daisy or Amy Rose for example.:disbelief:

So there you guys go on who I don't like but can stand or those few that I fucking hate and I am glad I used them as a punching bag!:evillaugh:  Again, credit goes to Warchamp7 and to make up your own personalize roster, go to this page: apps.warchamp7.com/smash/roste…

[SIDE NOTE: Guys, don't be shy into voicing your opinion about this.:no:  All opinions are welcomed and well respected!:D  Just don't come at me like an asshole about my opinions!]
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AyylmaoBeter's avatar
I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and say your opinion has became less "raged" fulled before I say anything about your reasonings, seeing how this was back before this got an American release.